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Charles Barkley has a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this.

Please tell me why it took two days for this story to break.

Controversial NBA Hall of Famer, sports broadcaster, and published author (I shit you not) Charles Barkley found himself in the clink on Wednesday for drunk driving. A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun provides details of the incident, including Barkley’s wholly excusable explanation for why he was drunk off his ass and swerving all over the place:

“You want to know the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.”
– Sir Charles Barkley

And yet, saying that to a police officer after being pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving is far from the dumbest thing Sir Charles has said.

It also occurred to me that I can have a lot of fun taking Barkley’s quotes from that Fox News article completely out of context. Check it out:

“You want to know the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job … The Scottsdale police were fantastic.”

See?

More later…

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