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BREAKING NEWS: Elliott Spitzer…Governor, Whore Master

Forget the last one – THIS entry is the one truly deserving of crazy-ass R. Kelly bursting out of the closet in shock and disbelief.

From The New York Times:

The New York Times is reporting that New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has told senior advisers that he had been involved in a prostitution ring.

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has admitted involvement in a prostitution ring, The New York Times reports.

On its Web site, the newspaper cites an anonymous administration official as the source and says Spitzer was meeting with his top aides.

Spitzer officials wouldn’t immediately comment on the story to The Associated Press. An announcement was scheduled for 2:15 p.m. at his Manhattan office.

Phone calls to Jim Tedisco and Joe Bruno were filled with enough filthy and unnecessary language…I can’t imagine the way he talked to those poor whores.

He’s a steamroller, baby.

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  1. March 10, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    WHAT?!?!

  2. March 11, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    just two comments:

    1. I read that in R. Kelly’s sing-talk style.
    2. A “steamroller” is what makes a call girl worth $5,500 an hour.

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