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Oh, a few more quick things:

A few quick things:

He’s in a Better Place
Warren Sapp has retired after 13 seasons. For those wondering, he was worse than retired this past season – he played with the Raiders. Well, at least now he can go to church on Sunday mornings/afternoons, which means he’s going to have at least six times as many people seeing him as they did this past season.

GET IT? THE RAIDERS SUCK AND NOBODY WATCHES THEM.

Unfortunately, nobody’s posted a laughably shitty YouTube video tribute to him yet (complete with sappy music). The best we have is the following monstrosity posted last August:

It’s not as funny in its awfulness, but it at least has the random still images and cheap wipe effects we’ve all come to love.

Retraction
As pointed out by Ed two entries ago, it looks like the allegations leveled against Rudy Giuliani the past several weeks have been debunked. So my official position is now that I’m not voting for him because he’s Italian. *ducks* Sorry, that was in poorer taste than Dr. Phil removing Britney from a treatment center (with actual doctors who might know what the fuck they’re doing) so he can do a TV special on how fucking awful her life has become.

Puro Stuff
In what comes as a shock to me at least, New Japan Pro Wrestling put the IWGP Heavyweight Championship on Shinsuke Nakamura at their annual January 4th show at the Tokyo Dome (pic). On that same show involving talent from TNA, Kurt Angle (who had a staredown with Nakamura after the main) went over Yuji Nagata and Abyss only wrestled a six-minute match and yet still managed to dump thumbtacks all over the mat halfway through. I suspect he was heavily (and rightfully) booed for that bullshit. I mean, c’mon, in a SIX-MINUTE MATCH? Ridiculous.

Also, sad news as the fabulous Milano Collection AT has undergone knee surgery and will be out anywhere from 2-3 months. 😦

I’m sure there’s stuff to talk about on the American side, but I don’t really give a shit.

National Champions
Congratulations to LSU, who whooped that trick (Ohio State) 38-24 to win the National Championship. Road Warrior Animal could not be reached for comment, but will most likely be delivering a Doomsday Device off his couch to son James Laurinitis for his failure.

More later…

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  1. January 8, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    c’mon, Giuliani’s got more against him than being Italian or improperly using money.

    And that’s some crappy Milano Collection AT news.

    • January 9, 2008 at 2:03 am

      MILANO COLLECTION AT FOR PRESIDENT

      See, I don’t hate Italians (or Japanese that pretend to be Italians)

  2. January 9, 2008 at 1:14 am

    Sorry, that was in poorer taste than Dr. Phil removing Britney from a treatment center (with actual doctors who might know what the fuck they’re doing) so he can do a TV special on how fucking awful her life has become.

    I thought you were being facetious. (Cause you do that from time to time.) I didn’t think you were serious

    • January 9, 2008 at 2:03 am

      I was serious as a situation wherein a woman has inflicted so much physical, mental, and emotional trauma on herself via hard living that people can no longer tell whether it’s drugs or a mental disorder…and rather than receiving treatment that could help her live another few years, she’s wheeled out on daytime television for the benefit of the unemployed and morbidly obese.

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