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Great Indy Gimmicks – May 2007

GREAT INDY GIMMICKS
May 2007 Edition

“The OldTimer” Jeff King doesn’t need to come out to silly rock and roll music. Beware the BEARRRR HUUUUUG!

Not only does IWA-MS World Champion Chuck Taylor want to punch children in the jaw, and comes out to the theme from “Adventures of Pete & Pete” (Note – the song’s “Hey Sandy” by Polaris), he has his own EXTREME TRAINING MONTAGE.

(To see an MV of Chuck in action, click here.)

Delirious speaks from the heart…in tongues.

From Japan: A possessed 9-year-old girl with Super Strength. Beware her chokeslam, which is second in the industry only to Jeff King’s dreaded BEARRR HUUUUG.

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  1. May 15, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    I’d love to see the match between the possessed little girl and MECHA-MUMMY!

    We should totally put together an Indy All-Stars card… and have that match headline.

    And I think you can get both Bushwackers for only like $150. Something amazingly low like that. Let’s do this!

    • May 15, 2007 at 4:51 pm

      Minutes later… I find this:



      • May 16, 2007 at 5:19 am

        It was too good of an idea for it NOT to have happened…though it looks like they still haven’t had the singles match. Now THAT will be money.

      • May 16, 2007 at 6:44 pm

        Yes… money that we will then rake in.

        Bwahahahaha.

        Plus the Bushwackers.

      • May 16, 2007 at 8:25 pm

        We need two schmucks to put on masks and wrestle them as “The Assassins.” I say we use Clint and Jim.

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