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Two words come to mind.

Some survey thing where you can only respond using two words. Not nearly as difficult or fun as it sounded, but I did it because I’m that bored right now. Yoinked from obeyjustin:

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Alcohol Ism.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
Friday Morning.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Zzzzzzzz wha?

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Being pissed!

5. Are you any good at math?
CALCULUS BAD!

6. Your prom night?
Somewhat annoying.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
English royalty.

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Still payin’!

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
Sort of.

10. Last thing received in the mail?
Netflix movies!

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Orange soda!

12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machines?
Of course.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Methinks Raffi?

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
…with pee!

15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
High threshold.

16. What is out your back door?
Back yard.

17. Any plans for Friday night?
See 10.

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Never been.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
‘fraid not.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Field trip.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
If necessary.

22. Some things you are excited about?
CASH MONEY

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Fruit punch(?)

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
Employee Card.

25. Where do you keep your change?
Margerine bin.

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Anonymous meeting.

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Leather jacket.

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Don’t remember!

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Totally closed.

NOTES –
4: I really shouldn’t get perturbed when people I don’t know and/or I actively ignored years ago name-drop me and tell people they know me, but I do.
6: I really only went to appease friends of mine, didn’t have any desire to go.
7: Supposedly. Think Charles V(?) and illegitimate children.
11: Actually it’s two, water and Orange Soda.
14: Not really.
25: It’s a plastic bin for margerine that was washed out years ago. I forget the name of the brand and I’m too lazy to Google it right now (or go look), but it’s the one where the commercials just show the hands of a WASPY guy and girl and they talk about how wonderful the margerine spread is. I seem to remember one of them ending with him proposing to her, which is really fucking weird. “Can you pass the margerine?” “Can you accept a life of absolutely no romance?”
29: I like as little light as possible.

More later…

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  1. October 23, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    How do we become Netflix friends? That way I can track all the porn you’re renting and judge how you rate them.

    • October 23, 2006 at 10:37 pm

      On the Netflix page – go to Friends, click on “Invite Friends,” and enter my e-mail address!

      Was gonna do it for you, but I don’t have your current e-mail. 😦

      • October 23, 2006 at 11:07 pm

        See, this has been my complaint about for like the last 17 months.

      • October 24, 2006 at 12:03 am

        =D I’m slow. maeve.mceneny at gmail dot com.

      • October 24, 2006 at 12:10 am

        ::heavenly chorus::

        FINALLY!

      • October 24, 2006 at 1:30 am

        Please send me all chain mail and hilarious kitten forwards.

      • October 24, 2006 at 5:00 pm

        Just for that asshat, I’m going to send you the Jesus forwards I get at work

      • October 25, 2006 at 12:48 am

        U JUST GOT SLAPSHOTTED BY HOCKEY JESUS~!!

        send this to fifty friends to spread the love of jesus and hockey through the world. if u do not u will have bad luck and develop leprosy and youll be like “jesus cure me” and he’ll be like “nah im on a break sorry about your damn leprosy”

  2. October 23, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    It’s the Country Crock couple! They have a baby now. Have you not been following the happy lovey-dovey lives of the waspy hands?

    PS: I want to be netflix friends too!

    • October 23, 2006 at 10:38 pm

      Invite sent!

      • October 23, 2006 at 11:05 pm

        Yes, I see that. (Yay! Thank you!)I sincerely hope you didn’t write the following…?

        “Join my Friends List and we’ll be able to share movie notes and suggestions with one another! It’s a great, free new feature from Netflix that gives us both yet another way to discover great movies.-Kevin Marshall”

        Because if you didn’t, then Netflix is FORGING e-mail.

      • October 25, 2006 at 12:46 am

        No, I didn’t write that. It’s way too peppy.

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